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the most stupid, selfish, uncunning and opposing guy around. has a serious small penis. and his sex life suffers. because he looks like sid the sloth.
look at that sloth! he looks like a jaden!
jaden by stupid_girl_2001 May 6, 2015

jakeology , The "JAKENESS" 

(JAKEOLOGY)Jakeology is the philosophy of The "JAKENESS". It is the knowing of everything and also the understanding of everything. it is also the being of "JAKENESS" witch allows you to can be classified as the "JAKENESS", such as classic rock or women(Gayness is not a part of the "JAKENESS").In knowing this, you shall become part of The "JAKENESS" and know what to like and what not to like. Even though you were not born as the "JAKENESS", like myself, you can become a [small part of it, making yourself a little betterthen the normal fagget human being.

(JAKENESS)To describe The "JAKENESS" though, is like trying to describe god. It is basically impossible but you know what it is. The "JAKENESS" is the word of greatness and ultimate power. there is nothing comparable to it. Men cower in it face as if there manliness was stopped on like an unwanted pest. women orgasm on site do to its undefined mystic aura. and no matter what, in the face of anything, The "JAKENESS" is superior.
Ex: Knowing that women are hot and that men should only sleep with women is a small part of jakeology , The "JAKENESS".

jaden smith 

1.This is a situation where a person life turns out to be a disaster after having very good life in the past.
2.from good to worst
A.You better watch your steps before life jaden smith you
B.I became jaden smithed he said
jaden smith by wwestkid007 February 21, 2020
Jay-den/ A bitch ass nigga who don’t do shit right.you never fail to catch him doing gay shit.
Do you guys know jaden? Oh you talking about that bitch nigga?
Jaden by Michael Stevenson February 19, 2019
A person who sits on his ass all day and plays fortnite.
God that fucking kid is such a Jaden.
Jaden by Butter Balls 123 197 April 21, 2019

Jaden Smith 

Jaden Christopher Syre Smith,

an incredible 13 year old boy,who is in many movies,and also,sings,raps and dances.

His Dad is Will Smith,and his Mom is Jada Pinkett Smith..

He has a sister called Willow,and a half brother called Trey..

He has amazing abs,google them.

He has swag.

follow him on twitter @officialjaden
Person 1. whose jaden smith?

Jadenator; AN AMAZING 13 YEAR OLD BOY WHO IS WILL SMITHS SON AND HAS GREAT ABS

Person 1. nice..
Jaden Smith by jadengirlllll November 2, 2011