jake

shortest mf alive
jake is so short and tiny!
by aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh March 15, 2021
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Jake

A fat cunt that no one likep
Hate jake , sucha dick
by Swag Master696969 July 13, 2017
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Jake

"Jake" is a shorter version of One who's being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End.
Look here, you're kinda being a Jake right now!

Look here you're kinda being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End chap.
by Psuto-under June 13, 2017
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Jake

Adjective:
Someone who acts depressed all the time and blames everything on themselves. They can be nice but in the worst way ever. He is super caring though and is willing to do anything for anyone.. even if they suck.
"Don't be such a Jake, Zaki"
"Crazy, why you being such a Jake?"
"Stop being a Jake, Zaki and Crazy!"
"That guy... yeah he such a Jake."
by Crazy And Zaki January 08, 2018
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jake

very handsome also a very great friend
by jakmat25 October 11, 2018
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jake

jakes are just fuckin retarded.end of discussion.
don’t be a a jake
by AvaTheRat March 23, 2020
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Jake

Jake is someone who is typically short, who acts like a bitch when he gets made fun of. People named Jake are pu$$ies
Damn look at him he’s being such a Jake by crying over there
by Brettt33 July 21, 2019
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