old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea

When ya get that Starbucks coffee and it is explosive morning or anytime diarrhea.

I got that old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea this morning I almost shat myself.

by Daaaaaaa wzzzzzzziard February 16, 2021

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Jackie

Jackie is pretty crazy. Can be really silly. Sometimes she can get a little too one track minded, but she is a really cool friend to have! She adds spice and character wherever she goes, someone will always remember a Jackie! She makes this world go ‘round!

Liam: I really need a friend.

Harold: Jackie is a great option! You will really like her!

by Too_big_of_a_booty_Judy February 23, 2021

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jackie

the most beautiful gorgeous human being in the world who is also my wife :) anyone is lucky to have a jackie in their life 😌 I LOAF YOU SO MUCH

"jackie is literally so amazing'
'oh my god i know right?"

by adderrrrr April 21, 2021

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Jackie chans forbidden milkshake

When a girl is upside down on ropes with her legs spread and gets a 10 inch dildo in her asshole then gets fisted down her vagina until she creams 3 times and then the guy sucks up the guice from her vagina and drinks it in a milkshake

Guy 1: me and my wife had a lovely Jackie chans forbidden milkshake last night
Guy 2: how did it tase
Guy 1: like cherrys

by Ugly dogs June 17, 2021

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