Italian Refund

The act of aggressively comping a meal for a patron complaining about the quality of food, typically involves recovery of the food, assault with a rolling pin, and humiliation involving sauce or dressing

Ben: "oh, that guy at table 7 is complaining about the burger "
BR: "if he gets any louder, Dante is going to give him an Italian refund"
Dante: "ok Eric, you don't have to finish it then <pulls burger from his mouth, strikes him over the head with a rolling pin, pours bucket of ranch on him> No charge!"

by RkDubs January 21, 2022

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itsMini

A really stupid content creator. Like when I say stupid it’s funny how dumb he is.

Yo, itsMini can take a walk on lava. Like I actually really hate him with a passion.

by itsMini Himself March 18, 2022

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iaminlovewithlizzieolsen

actually one of my fav shifttokers. we’re mutuals i love them so much. AND THEIR OBSESSION WITH LIZZIE. COULDNT RELATE MORE. i envy how out they are but in all seriousness i literally love them. for real when i see one of their videos on my fyp i smile. i’m actually obsessed. one of the most beautiful human beings on this planet. they go by they/them. use their pronouns correctly please and thanks. <333

person: i love lizzie olsen
me: not as much as iaminlovewithlizzieolsen and i <3

by carahatesreality April 1, 2022

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Italian Yeast Infection

A yeast infection that occurs from garlic, or a similar Italian vegetable or herb. Passing it from the juice or residue on any given body part, and then transferred through sexual contact, causing a yeast infection.

Man, when I made dinner for my wife last night, I got a lot of garlic juice on my fingers and ended up giving her an Italian yeast infection after I had her in the bedroom.

by fetusbob August 6, 2022

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