Christmas crunk

The state of being very crunk, on or near Christmas.

She was so Christmas crunk coming home from the ugly sweater party that she crashed her car.

by Tweeples February 29, 2012

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christmas pie

When a partner stuffs a female cavity with an aromatic blend of holiday herbs such as cloves, frankincense and mrryh before going down on them.

Meet under the mistletoe and I’ll treat you to a slice of Christmas pie later.

by Rudolphtheblue November 26, 2017

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Any person and or pan handler asking for a handout like a bumb, but has to be wearing at least one type of holiday decoration like a santa hat.

The people who wear santa suits and collect change outside grocery stores are christmas bumbs.

by LMFAO420 December 15, 2010

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This date in time marks any time in December that is nearing the day of Christmas, the 25th.

by Baby Lola December 21, 2020

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Toilet paper stained green and red as a result of wiping after taking a green-colored shit while on your period.

"Jan! You need to remember to flush the toilet! I found some of your christmas asswipe in the bowl!"

by Bingo Bongo December 01, 2018

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Having sex doggy style in front of the Christmas tree, while you both wear santa hats, and the guy blows his wad on to the tree.

Maria was pissed the dog was caught in friendly fire when Seth finished the Christmas mule.

by Dave_Digler_Rva January 23, 2022

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The sensation or experience of working in retail during the chaotic/crazy busy Christmas period.

Person A: How was your shift?
Person B: Honestly, it was complete and total Christmas hell.
Person A: Really, that bad?
Person B: Roll on New Years.

by the_nutter December 20, 2014

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