Reverse Dutch oven

When you let one rip and quickly slide out from the sheets trapping your fart, and jump up and turn the lights on. What’s the first thing you do when someone turns the lights on when it’s dark to escape the brightness?

I’m in the dog box for giving the mrs a reverse Dutch oven last night

by Outdagatemate November 10, 2018

Dutch oven chocolate

When you go to give a Dutch oven to someone but you shart the bed.

I went to give my wife a Dutch last night oven but pushed too hard and gave her a Dutch oven chocolate instead

by anonymous September 8, 2021

Donut Dutch oven

A donut Dutch oven is when you have a donut on your cock and the peso. Sucking you off starts eating it then you cum on her breasts and throw her under a blanket then fart in it and run off while she throws up under the blanket.

Guy: stop sucking and eat the donut.
Girl: okay daddy
Guy: cums on her
Girl:starts licking it
Guy: grabs blanket and puts it on her
Girl:hey
Guy:farts and runs
Girl:pukes
Next day
Guy: I gave my girl a donut Dutch oven
Friend: sick bro

by CreamyPEANUT January 18, 2022

new dutch oven

a noxious rectal emission released by the driver of a vehicle with window locks while locking said windows

As John and Susan were driving back from their Mexican dinner, John yelled "New Dutch Oven" as he farted horrendously and locked the windows.

by MystycalMage October 1, 2007

dirty oven mitt

When you shove an oven mitt up your partners asshole. Then you use it as war paint all over there face.

I got an Dirty oven mitt during a Hot night with my S/O.

by CR&J January 13, 2018

Hot Jamaican Oven

Smoke Weed and pull the covers over someones head to get them high.

Dizko was like, damn I was not trying to get high tonight, then my bitch Hot Jamaican Ovened me and I went into Outer Space.

by Dizkoh December 3, 2013

Keeping the oven hot

A term that can be used when one has recently conceived a baby and has become pregnant again shortly after.

Sarah: "Is Susan pregnant again? She's only just had a baby"
Radley: "She's certainly keeping the oven hot"

by StormOfMeme May 6, 2018