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Riley Moment

A sentence/thought so mind boggling it could only be thought up by Riley
Riley: "I think stupidity is just a black person thing."
Everyone: "That's a Riley moment if I've ever heard one."
by Carti'sWaifu March 6, 2022
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bialas moment

when a person (usually of white skin tone) states or acts in a way that only the whitest of white people would act
White Person : Lets go to the beach and drink red wine!
Other White Person : Bialas moment
by HentaiMan69 February 18, 2023
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Clarity Moment

the minutes following a male orgasm where he has complete clarity about everything in his life.
0-5 minutes post-ejaculate (clarity moment): i pondered about what events led me to fuck this annoying 3/10 when i could have spent 3 minutes jerking it to my sexy co-workers facebook pictures. what the fuck is wrong with me? i really want to be an astronaut. family guy sucks.

5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.
by well...shit March 3, 2014
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Ellie moment

A moment in which a person become extremely emo and pooey. In these moment a person may experience quoting emo quotes or participating in "am i emo" quizes. When we all know, yes you are an emo
Person A- "I'm drowning in a dark pit of nothingness"

Person B- "ellie moment..."

Person A- "I’m numb and I’m tired. Too much has happened today. I feel as if I’d been out in a pounding rain for forty-eight hours without an umbrella or a coat. I’m soaked to the skin with emotion"

Person A- "becasue im the devil whos searching for redemption 💀 😢"

Person A- "Already I realize certain feelings I was not aware of, like the fear of being hurt.
I despise my own hypersensitiveness, which requires so much reassurance. It is certainly abnormal to crave so much to be loved and understood"

Person A- "Anxiety is a feeling grown too large. A feeling grown aggressive and dangerous. You're responsible for it's consequences, you're responsible for treating it. But Michael, you're not responsible for causing it. You're not morally at fault for it. No more than you would be for a tumor"
by fartbollocks March 13, 2022
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Alex moment

When a person tries to be funny by using something he learned at school.
by ISRY November 9, 2020
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Jess Moment

1. When you are disappointed that your swimmers can’t go under 4:40 in the 500 free.

2. When you feel highly disrespected because someone winked at you.

3. When you feel immense hatred for famous youtuber “Joeshark”

4. When you have no care for the mental health of your athletes
Hey Matt you’re giving me a Jess moment. We wanted you under 4:40.
by NineK March 18, 2021
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huh moment

The moment where someone is talking and you're not paying attention, but trying to be a good person, you nod your head and then say "wait, huh?", making the person re-tell the boring story no one wanted to hear in the first place.
Teacher: *clearly sees student texting*
Teacher: "So Steven, then the square root of 16 is 5 then?
Steven: *nods*
Teacher: "Oh really?"
Steven: "Wait, huh?"

Phillip: "Oh man, Steven just had a real bad huh moment"
Kyle: For real, dude.
by dtubbz53 August 20, 2010
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