A painfully awkward or hilariously annoying itch located directly between the butt cheeks. Often strikes at the worst possible moment — during job interviews, funerals, or when you're in public with no hope of relief.
"Man, I couldn’t focus during that meeting — had a full-blown itch in the ditch."
"Be right back, I’ve got an itch in the ditch that needs attention."
"Be right back, I’ve got an itch in the ditch that needs attention."
by SpamkingStarfish June 27, 2025
Get the Itch in the Ditchmug. (adj) When someone ditches, or leaves their friend behind for little reason due to selfishness. Originated from Sydney Technical H.S. in music class.
(The good) Pakistani: "Oi where did (sri lankan) go that's crazy"
(Short) Bengali: Bro he always ditch mcgritches
or
You: *Clicks off of the canva template to work by himself*
Russian: "Brooo why did you ditch mcgritch we were doing this together!"
(Short) Bengali: Bro he always ditch mcgritches
or
You: *Clicks off of the canva template to work by himself*
Russian: "Brooo why did you ditch mcgritch we were doing this together!"
by Injinct February 17, 2024
Get the Ditch McGritchmug. Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.
I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.
by Diggitydo January 4, 2021
Get the Ditch diapermug. This is a type of guy that likes to leave the people person or place he was originally at if there’s something more fun or people more cool
by JamesSmith34 January 28, 2023
Get the Ditch daynemug. by JamesBaud March 20, 2020
Get the Ditch Doctormug. This term can be used specifically on the internet when someone you know and is chatting with begs for something such as money or other things, but then says brb.
Person 1 on Discord: so yeah thats why i got like 2 grand just off of tax returns hahah
Person 2 on Discord: can i have some lol?
Person 2 on Discord: brb lol
Person 1 on Discord: ... really? you just gonna pull a beg & ditch like that?
Person 2 on Discord: can i have some lol?
Person 2 on Discord: brb lol
Person 1 on Discord: ... really? you just gonna pull a beg & ditch like that?
by Anonymous Mother June 5, 2018
Get the beg & ditchmug. by baby faced rat stomper November 16, 2021
Get the carriage stuck in a ditchmug.