charity hooker

A hooker who does her work for free.

"Mary is a charity hooker, always thinking of her clients. Isn't that the hooker you want on your side?"

by brokendreamboi July 15, 2009

Party hooker

A girl that loves to party and hooks up with different guys every night.

Keith's niece is a party hooker.

by Pmdono April 30, 2016

Jew Hookah

When you rip the fuckin jew hookah and you get permanent bronchitis

Whats that cough all about??? Did you rip the Jew Hookah or something boss?

by totes4scrotes November 15, 2018

not with hook's dick

a term used to describe the unattractiveness of the opposite sex. Typically used by men in reference to women.

She is so ugly - not with hook's dick.

by Jwales December 25, 2010

Dial-up Hook-up

An internet hook-up prior to high-speed internet.

Back in 1995, I had a dial-up hook-up with this chick in Michigan. She flew me up and we went skiing.

by ParchÞeSkald October 9, 2014

Fisherman's Hook

Like landing the catch of the day, when smashing your girl from behind and you reach your hand over her head hook a finger in each of her nostrils. Once hooked, give your hand a snappy pull back like you just landed the big one.

Toby decided to drill the hotel housekeeper from behind and while she was begging for more gave her a Fisherman's Hook.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

hooker foot

noun (HEWK-UR FEWT)
derived from german "Hewker Feut", meaning "he who hewks feut".

1. an expression used to describe the imprint of gum left on the sidewalk.
2. those children and teachers at your school
3. generally anything

verb
4. an act of awkward foot positioning

hooker feet - plural

1. Look at that hooker foot left on the ground.
2. Those hooker feet are such hooker feets.
3. Hey, there are so many hooker feet!
4. Last night I went on a date with John and I hooker footed; it totally killed the mood.

by ughhhadfs May 17, 2010