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Math homework

A type of torture teachers give school kids. Although for some reason some people think this is fun and actually like it. Sometimes it wont be bad, but most of the time it leads to screaming, crying and headaches.
Hey dude you down to play?
I can't, I have math homework.
by I_want_to_sleep_forever December 14, 2020
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Rockstar's Homework

In order to do Rockstar's homework you must pull down your pants and start jacking off while jumping on your bed
"Hey dude, so I've been thinking, do you wanna come over to my place and do some Rockstar's homework with me?"
by Gom_Bitti October 23, 2020
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Holiday Homeworks

Holiday Homeworks
English substantive
This name was chosen because "Medieval Instruments Of Torture" was too long.
After another fucking year of torture, stress, worries and teachers who alert students to tests only the day before and then complain about grades (more commonly called school) you can't wait to get away from that mass of troubles you've been forced to spend your days with. You already think about the sea, the beach, friends, those fucking hot guys with costumes from which you can see their dick and abs more perfect than Lady Gaga, but then THEY come into play.

Teachers think it's a simple way to keep fit and help us not forget our fucking home address, but that shit will only help us think about other possible methods of committing suicide.
X: Hey dude what are u doing with that knife?
Y: Oh, itz true, your teacher hasn't told you about them yet
X: W-w-wait.... Are u talking about.... THEM?
Y: Yes dude... The H-Holiday Homeworks...

X: Do you mind if I borrow the knife when you're done?
by nickiminajisthequeenofrap12343 September 9, 2021
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homework slip

What you get when you don't do your homework. Often caused by procrastination.
Kyle: Dude, you got a homework slip yesterday?
Chris: Yeah, I did. I forgot I realized that worksheet was due that day. Now my parents are going to kill me.
Kyle: If you haven't been procrastinating yesterday, you should've done it!
by The Real Driller July 27, 2021
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homework reminder

that one annoying kid who won’t shut the fuck up complaining about the homework
Homework reminder: HEY TEACHER!1:1

teacher: Wtf do you want
Homework reminder: what about the homework?
Students: shut the fuck up!1,1
by fuckshit7j7 March 7, 2022
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doing homework

I've been surfing urbandictionary.com doing homework for two hours.
by John A December 6, 2004
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latin homework

To do "latin homework" is to choke the chicken, flog the dolphin, etc etc masturbate. However, latin homework is completely acceptable to use in public or around unsuspecting friends, because who knows maybe you really are studying a dead language or just clearing the pipes.
Hey man, I'm gonna need about 15 minutes. I have some latin homework to take care of real quick.
by sandscript August 12, 2009
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