Two Headed Dragon

Two people sharing the same article of clothing in order to better shelter themselves from a hazard. This clothing must either have no zipper, or be zipped up all the way.

It was raining and he didn't have a jacket, so we both wore my sweater and pulled a two headed dragon.


The pirates were going to kill the two midgets, but one midget stood on the other's shoulders underneath a trench coat and they seemed gigantic. The pirates were scared off by the two headed dragon.

by Yellowmelon February 7, 2009

Headed For A Heartbreak

Yeah

Morning came and I was on my way
When you reminded me
I had too soon forgotten
It was you that set me free
Yeah, you were here when I came
You'll be here when I'm gone
So don't be waiting on love
'Cause I'll be waiting to ramble on

Headed for a heartbreak
Headed for a heartbreak

Darling, don't wait up for me
Tonight I won't be home
You've become a stranger
I just got to be alone
Don't need nobody on my side
To dull the blade I'm on
So don't be waiting on love
'Cause I'll be waiting to ramble on

Headed for a heartbreak
Headed for a heartbreak
Headed for a heartbreak

It's no mistake
Don't you think I can feel the pain?
I walk away, to live again

Headed for a heartbreak
Headed for a heartbreak (Don't make me hurt you)
Headed for a heartbreak ('Cause I love you)
Headed for a heartbreak

by Death Menace November 12, 2022

high-heeled groin

A high-heeled groin is when a man gets kicked so hard in his schlong-arena that the high-heeled shoe of his assailant may be left behind. This results in a protruding heel which gives the appearance of having a groin which could work as an additional foot.

"Do you have a high-heeled groin or are you just pleased to see me?"
"I really shouldn't have said she looked fat in that dress, I think I have a high-heeled groin after last night."

by JellySnake February 10, 2014

red headed step child

A bashling. Some one who is singled out for emotional abuse and/or physical abuse. Some one who gets purposely written out of their inheritance. Some one with no birth rights. Some one purposely neglected financially. The unfavored one.

In my father's family I was just a red headed step child.

by auntie allgood April 9, 2015

Fickle Headed

When you're so geeked up that you can't complete a single thought process. Resulting in you continuously talking all over the place about 5 different things at the same time and not remembering what you were even talking about to begin with.

What was I just talking about?'I forgot. I'm so fickle headed right now.

by Zooted February 4, 2017

cotton headed ninny muggins

A name that describes someone who isn't a good as others at certain things

I am a cotton headed ninny muggins when it comes to lacrosse

by a dye hard logangster November 19, 2017

sorta clear headed

Innocent, never will surrender, used as an expression in an email not to be taken as "surrender"

I'm sorta clear headed, and surrender.

by Gus Neave August 27, 2006