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HATE TO THINK

1. The phrase coined by J. Collotta in late summer/early fall of 2006. After we stopped wondering what it was that she hated to think, we all began using the phrase because we are unoriginal and cannot think for ourselves. Or we just hate to think for ourselves. One day in Latin I sent a note to K. Teahan stating that hate to think should have its own AIM counterpart, like 'lol', and 'h2t' was born. Then there was an h2t gang sign that can be seen on J. Collotta's myspace. The phrase 'hate to think' can be put before or after any word formation or be used solo. It is an answer or a question or a statement that is appropriate for almost every situation. It is also a complex chemical formula that one can put on a chemistry test when one doesn't know the answer.
'h2t' can evolve into 'h2i hate to imagine' and 'h2ft hate to fuckin think' in extreme situations

2. The term should not be confused with 'Love to think' which was J. Carper's early retaliation to J. Collotta's statement. 'Love to think' can be used the same way as 'hate to think' before any word formation or on its own as a statement, but is a more positive and therefore less popular phrase because of our human tendency to hate everything. The aim version is 'l2t'.
1. HATE TO THINK my best friend blew my boyfriend but I LOVE TO THINK he busted in her eye and she is in the hospital.

2. For AIM:
CottonCandyMan: h2t no one commented on my nude pics on facebook lol
SpiderWebs233: sux dude but l2t that hot gay minister at church added me on friendster
CottonCandyMan: lucky
by twinkmasterbaby December 10, 2008
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Speed Hating

when a girl walks past you in bitch mode and makes a brief comment in attempt to demoralize you in front of your friends
"Your such an asshole, goodbye!"

"Ah, she's just speed hating."
by TheBigK February 3, 2010
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Hate Trap

A hate trap is a trao that outs the prey in a dangerous, public, online ultimatum. If the prey doesn't do what the predator says then the predator will tell it's usually many fans to hate or spread lies on the prey. It is in a sense an online blackmail
She put Gavin in a hate trap, he doesn't do what she says, his name is destroyed.
by Dani Bacilla May 19, 2020
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hate then love

when you hate somebody for maybe a year(or more) but then you realize they aren't that bad
she hated him but now she loves him. she just won't admit it. "hate then love"
by Imao128 January 2, 2019
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Hate Eyes

When peoples eyes suddenly go from warm and welcoming to i hate the world! This usually happens after a good few beers and that last lager flipped the switch...
Oh look at Andy's eyes that last lager turned his Hate eyes on and they're scanning the room. "Do not look"
by scrindlebeeper September 27, 2014
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Hate wank

To punish one’s self for poor performance you masturbate using deep heat as lube.
Johnny lost another client today, he went home to punish himself with a hate wank.
by This_guy0885 November 2, 2023
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hurt-hating

When a person or a group of people build up hatred in the form of prejudices against another group of people who have either recently or historical caused significant harm to said individual or group.
Colonialism has created a lot of hurt-hating among indigenous people and the following generations of said colonizers. Can you blame them?
by H.S. Ren September 13, 2022
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