bubble gum machine

A Highway Patrol Officer, derived from when the siren on a HP car was a single strobe and looked like a bubble gum machine.

Looks like the bubble gum machine done hit the jackpot (He pulled someone over).

by Pork King April 30, 2003

Eskimo Gum-rub

A blow-job from a toothless native Alaskan. Due to poor standards in dental care, many native Alaskans lose their teeth, leading to toothless blowjobs.

"Pale-face, cocksucking motherfucker! No Eskimo Gum-rub for you! Kill me now!"

by MicahM May 14, 2006

gum boot special

this is when you jizz in a gum boot and make your lady drink it or whoever you want

man i heard brandon purcha gave tiana king a gum boot special isnt that nasty

by alex/brandons words December 8, 2010

Conehead Chewing Gum

Another term for a condom

Hey, you got some conehead chewing gum I can use?

by Big Daddy D March 4, 2004

hairy bubble gum

Another name for your testicles.

The room went quiet when I ripped my pants and pulled out my hairy bubble gum.

by Greasetrap May 2, 2005

Bleeding Gums Murphy

When a dentist anesthesizes a female patient, yanks out all of her teeth with plyers and proceeds to fuck her face.

Yeah, I ran into a girl from high school at the office. She was looking good, so instead of filling her cavity, I made her give me a Bleeding Gums Murphy.

She's not looking so good anymore.

by Ghostington's Keeper October 28, 2012

cell gum

People who always stick with there cellular phones.

cell gum: cell=cellular with gum. People, who are very much talkative always get stuck with there cell phones.

by vibhasha Sharma December 9, 2008