Gorilla Grip

When you have big hands or long fingers, you can grip a dudes cock really well when jerking them off. Therefore you have Gorilla Grip
by Ggg_ooogle August 05, 2022
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it grips my shit

A term that was first used to found a (my) website of the same name (the address I cannot provide due to the advertising nature that would be, unless the site will allow me to). It means that something really winds you up. When something does wind you up, it's refered to as "gripping my shit".. as if the said situation has grabbed you right in the ass and is gripping whats inside. If your refering to some-one elses problems then it's described as "gripping YOUR shit"

The same site is also the public founder of the "Shit List": Basically, a personal list of items/people combined that griped my shit.
(Bitching about some-one) "That girl really grips my shit"
OR
People that drive at 30 mph in a 50 really grip my shit.
(Talking to some-one) "What's Gripping Your Shit?"
"insert something that annoys you.. It Grips My Shit"
by Aaron Tuckwell June 23, 2006
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bowling ball grip

Similar to the shocker (two in the pink one in the stink) but instead of the pinky the thumb is inserted into the girls butthole.
by Ryer06 March 02, 2006
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kung fu grip

What your really really REALLY lonely friends possess. Obtained through many hours of solitary and dedicated training.
Whoa buddy, you need to get a girlfriend, thats quite a kung fu grip you got there.
by whitemale_98 January 07, 2005
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Gorilla Grip Asshole

When a person that ryhmes with narlos has an asshole sooooo grippy that it can break an actual hand when he/they gets fisted
Person 1: Yo Narlos you have a gorilla grip asshole that just broke my hand when i fisted it last night

Narlos 2: hehe sorry it does that sometimes

Person 1: your gorilla grip asshole is so FUCKIN TROJAN
by NARLOS July 09, 2022
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Dick-grip fingers

A person of either sex who has long lady-like fingers, capable of grasping around the entire shaft of a penis.
Man 1: Dude, you got some fat sausage fingers!
Man 2: So! You have some Dick-grip fingers!
Man 1: That's just mean!
by Bortin Rhodes September 18, 2017
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Unga Bunga grip

Holding a utensil (for eating or writing), or any other long object (flashlight for example) tightly clenched in your fist.
He held his fork and knife with that Unga Bunga grip.
by -Willowpop09- June 04, 2022
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