jizzen-glaze

Used to describe anything coated in a white, sometimes a bit colorless filament. Glazed is glazed and jizz is finish residue of something powerful. Anything from a cinnamon roll to someone with pink eye can be referred to as jizzen-glazed.

Tom says he's got pink eye, but I call it jizzen-glaze. He can't see through that spunk.

by life6today7 March 23, 2009

honey glazed

A person who is mentally dead lacks true knowledge of self and kind.

Man kash these people don't realize they honey glazed and chattel property of the corporation.

by 9th Scientist July 14, 2014

morning glaze

When you jizz on a girls eyes while she's sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice glaze over her eyes.

"Bitch, I'm bout to give you a morning glaze for eating my skittles!"

by Whatsgoody14 November 3, 2015

Honey Glazed Ham

the name given to a fat person who is either curtianly or just got done working out and covered in sweat

Did you see John after he got done working out. His fat ass reminded me of a Honey Glazed Ham.

by Hade5079 November 10, 2010

Glazed Donut

One who whacks off so much that it produces a thin layer of sperm around the penis.

Dude, i have some serious Glazed Donut!

by Lunchboxx.exe August 2, 2007

Glazer

A person who makes donuts(Stupid People) look even more stupid than what they are.

P.1 Guess what imma do today?
P.2 What..........?
P.1 Perfect being smart.
P.2 but ur closer to being a complete dumbass why struggle?

by Chris The G April 28, 2004

Glame

Glame is a fusion of glamour and fame. Only the most prestigious and elite can be described as 'having glame' or 'being glamey'.
Many people believe it as being the highest description of a celebrity.

Woah, Lady Gaga is SO glamey!

by WobbyThree January 7, 2011