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my girlfriend

literally the best person in the world. she makes me the happiest person ever and I can't imagine how I deserve a goddess in my life.
I adore the most amazing, talented, beautiful person in the world, my girlfriend.
by literally the gayest whore eve January 30, 2020
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girlfriend tax

Obligation to spend twice as much to take your significant other to an event you would have gone to without them.
"Nickelback tickets for a hundred bucks, bro!"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"
by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015
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half girlfriend

my tammy lou is my half girlfriend for now.
by kc from adams December 19, 2008
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fake girlfriend

(N) : A female lady friend that you may or may not have physical relations with. Often times she is wealthy, great in bed or awesome eye candy. At times she may receive actual girlfriend treatment ie flowers or she have a special dinner cooked for her.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to go get some drinks after work and he said no because he was going over to the fake girlfriend’s house to hang for a bit.
by Gary "the man" Busey November 13, 2007
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Girlfriend

Something I don’t have :(
Girlfriend
by 69 Is A Number May 13, 2019
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dirty girlfriend

a woman's female fuck-buddy, often when she is in another committed relationship. A female's female lover.
I'd like you to meet my dirty girlfriend. We play together.
by letterB June 25, 2009
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Girlfriend guy

A guy usually named Nathan who spends his Monday nights with his girlfriend instead of the boys
Kerst-Where’s Nathan for Monday shotguns?
Moe-no idea, ohhh wait he’s with his new girlfriend
Friend 3- oh he’s a girlfriend guy now
by Sweet4469 February 24, 2020
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