literally the best person in the world. she makes me the happiest person ever and I can't imagine how I deserve a goddess in my life.
by literally the gayest whore eve January 30, 2020
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"Nickelback tickets for a hundred bucks, bro!"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"
by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015
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Get the half girlfriend mug.(N) : A female lady friend that you may or may not have physical relations with. Often times she is wealthy, great in bed or awesome eye candy. At times she may receive actual girlfriend treatment ie flowers or she have a special dinner cooked for her.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to go get some drinks after work and he said no because he was going over to the fake girlfriend’s house to hang for a bit.
by Gary "the man" Busey November 13, 2007
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1. When you're theoretically capable of having a girlfriend, but somehow you'll never get one
2. When you travel back in time to somehow prevent your ex-girlfriend from rejecting you, and the action removes any reason for the travel, along with any knowledge that the reason ever existed, thus removing any point in travelling in time in the first place. See Hitler Paradox as well.
2. When you travel back in time to somehow prevent your ex-girlfriend from rejecting you, and the action removes any reason for the travel, along with any knowledge that the reason ever existed, thus removing any point in travelling in time in the first place. See Hitler Paradox as well.
1. John: Dude, everyone keeps saying that I'm the kind of guy who can easily get a girlfriend, but for some reason no girl wants to talk to me.
Dave: You seem to be affected by the Girlfriend Paradox.
2. The Girlfriend Paradox is my biggest argument against time travel.
Dave: You seem to be affected by the Girlfriend Paradox.
2. The Girlfriend Paradox is my biggest argument against time travel.
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