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The Funky Panther

The Funky fuhng-kee Panther pan-ther
Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out audio and video content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.
Tim: Hey Chad, have you heard that new episode of The Funky Panther?

Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*
by TheFunkyPanther November 23, 2021
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Funky Skier

When someone applies the woman's vaginal fluids post-ejaculation on the feet and then proceeds to glide on the floor, akin to a skier
Jessica was amazed that Marco could still do the funky skier after 3 hours of sex
by Strelok_86 May 30, 2023
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that funky wunky

"aye you got some of that funky wunky?"
by cums1u7 June 5, 2023
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Claps Funky

A retard that has a big ego even though he’s a cornball and is shit at everything in life and his whole personality is gym and girls
This dudes a bitch he must be claps funky
by Dogscrimp April 2, 2025
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funky monkey friday

a weekly holiday. every friday you spread peace and love with a large feast and party.
"What day is it?" - Non-Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
by itsabellss <3 April 25, 2025
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funky monkey friday

a weekly holiday. every friday you spread peace and love with a large feast and party.
"What day is it?" - Non-Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
by itsabellss <3 April 25, 2025
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funky head

Funky head is just head but funky.
Like head with disco music or something.
Benedict: "Yo can you give me head?"
Sandra: "Only if its funky head, I wanna do it to Michael Jackson."
Benedict: "what da henk?"
by definetlyhuman May 10, 2025
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