Someone who says dumb weird crap, often in a dramatic way. They would be called flakey, crazy, or just weird but a fruitcrate differs in that they seem slightly more out of touch with reality. Also, zero situational awareness.
Normal Person: “What are you doing tonight?”
Fruitrcrate: “No, the questions is what are YOU doing tonight?”
Normal Person: “….”
Fruitcrate: “Is it hot enough for ya!?!”
Normal Person: “I would like a big mack combo and a medium vanilla shake”
Fruitcrate: “Sorry sir this is Wendys”
Normal Person: “What?”
Fruitcrate: “Just kiddin’ HAR HAR! Drive around”
Fruitrcrate: “No, the questions is what are YOU doing tonight?”
Normal Person: “….”
Fruitcrate: “Is it hot enough for ya!?!”
Normal Person: “I would like a big mack combo and a medium vanilla shake”
Fruitcrate: “Sorry sir this is Wendys”
Normal Person: “What?”
Fruitcrate: “Just kiddin’ HAR HAR! Drive around”
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To be mentally handicapped and homosexual.
(The combination of derogatory terms, "retard" and "fruit").
(The combination of derogatory terms, "retard" and "fruit").
"That kid is fruitarded"
"That was fruitarded"
"That was fruitarded"
by ChaoticRemus April 1, 2009
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When Jimbo commented on the quality of the material used to create my "slacks", I thought perhaps he was a bit fruit forward.
When Jimbo commented on the quality of the material used to create my "slacks", I thought perhaps he was a bit fruit forward.
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victim's friends: "haha he's gettin fruit-beamed like a motherfucker" lolol
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victim's friends: "haha he's gettin fruit-beamed like a motherfucker" lolol
by Mr.Pipez January 2, 2011
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by Al Papps January 12, 2012
Get the fruitant mug.The act of leaving your underwear on around your ankles while taking a poop before you are about to jump in the shower. Most people would rather leave their underwear on while on the bowl as to keep some sort of order in their poop routine. Doing it naked is just anarchy.
Yo son...you take a dump naked? That's crazy bro. I got to be Fruit of the Looming before my pre shower dump.
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