Friend myself 

see: Masturbate
To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax when you can't find anyone else to do it for you(often after spending too much time on Facebook).

"This place is dead anyway, I think I'll go home and friend myself."

Friend myself by Lstar July 19, 2009

Friend Withdrawal 

1. You miss hanging out with your friends. Can be solved by hanging out with friends more, but the more you chill, the worse withdrawal gets.

2. You move away from your friends and begin to miss them, this can only be remedied by hanging out with them.

Hey bro I just moved to arizona and i have mad friend withdrawal.

Friend Withdrawal by Longboarding.is.sweet August 3, 2009

friend night stand

Sleeping with a friend after a night of drunken debauchery.

Holy shit, I had the craziest friend night stand with Christine last night. She's into some kinky stuff. Who would have thought?

friend night stand by mvolfman April 5, 2011

Non-Gay-Gay-Friend 

(NGGF) A friend who is not gay, but acts like the gay friend that every girl wants. He goes for coffee with you, sits and listens intently to all of your problems for hours on end (especially guy problems). He offers advice from a guy's perspective and tries to make sense of the way guys' minds work. He is the ultimate guy friend who will always be there for you. Because they are not gay, it is possible to hook up with NGGFs, but it complicates things because you are simply such good friends and know absoluetly every detail about each other's sexual lives. You should however reserve these guys as a back-up plan if you don't get married by the age of...say 40. NGGFs are so much fun to be around. They also tend to be very good looking, but unfortunately, they are quite rare.

I met my non-gay-gay-friend at starbucks yesterday. We chatted for 3 hours then went for a walk in a ravine.

Non-Gay-Gay-Friend by mecisthebestestever September 12, 2009

Hi Friend 

A song by Canadian electronic music producer Joel Zimmerman (aka deadmau5). There are two versions of this song: one with vocals by MC Flipside and one without vocals. Both are high quality listening material :)

'Hi Friend' is an awesome track!!!!

Hi Friend by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

Friendalanche 

the situation arising from a desire to invite one friend to an event which results in a social obligation to invite a large number of additional friends to said event

Inviting Smiley Sue means you have to invite Laughing Lisa, which then leads to inviting Debbie Downer. And if you invite Debbie Downer, you need to invite Smelly Steve. And so on and so on....

Example: "I would love to invite you to my party, Smiley Sue, but doing so would inevitably lead to a friendalanche."

Friendalanche by MilPhilDil July 1, 2011

friendbo 

Neither accepting nor rejecting a friend request on Facebook. Like limbo.

Sarah decided to keep Carrie in friendbo until she decided whether or not to add Carrie as a friend.

friendbo by saRAHsee April 3, 2009