fred..weasleyswifeig

fred..weasleyswifeig is an old shifttok creator who stopped posting and deleted all their fricking content. i’m pissed about it jay. give us some content ok?

Me: fred..weasleyswifeig should post
Jay: no
me: *cry*

by deadrics..wifeylolzies July 18, 2021

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fred trump

The man who forgot to wear a condom. Real estate developer and businessman who was the father of Donald Trump–who, if you don't know for some reason, is basically the second coming of George Bush, but promising to be MUCH worse–and husband of Mary Anne Trump (née MacLeod).
Born October 11, 1905. Died June 25, 1999.

Mary Anne MacLeod: "Fred, did you forget to wear your condom?"
Fred Trump: "What condom?"

by 7568ino December 4, 2024

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Fuck Fred

A phrase originating from graffiti in the bathrooms of a bar owned by a notoriously nitpicky and narcissistic proprietor named Fred. Known for his deceitful behavior and irritating attention to trivial details, Fred's reputation led to the widespread use of this phrase as an expression of disdain. It has since spread to other bars and restaurants throughout the city, becoming a local symbol of frustration and rebellion against overbearing and dishonest authority figures.

Example:
Person 1: "I can't believe Fred changed the music again. It's awful!"
Person 2: "Ugh, Fuck Fred."

by Duck Fred June 3, 2024

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Fred

Something george (weasley) doesn't have

Ready Fred? Ready George.

by Miyamoto_Nezumi December 30, 2020

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Fred

That typical pest of a pet, gets on your absolute nerves but all is forgiven when they come cuddle up next to you. They are so intelligent yet so dopey.

Why’s there feathers everywhere? … Fucking Fred

Stop pissing me off Fred!

The fly’s on the other side of the window.. for fuck sake Fred!

by Flyingsquirrel123 July 18, 2023

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