When you fart and it's not a fart. We're not talking skid-marks, there's a 3-inch lump of shit in your boxers! Usually a side effect of a Big Mac.
I went to McDonald's and had me a Big Mac. About 30 seconds later, my insides were feeling kinda funny. I drove home speeding at like 200 kilometers an hour. I fumbled my keys tryna unlock the fucking door, thinking "please let me get inside." I farted the second I got inside, but it felt like more than just a fart. I waddled like a penguin to the bathroom, and there was this 3-inch turd in my boxers. A 3-inch piece of fucking green slimy shit made it's way in to my boxers! Shit shart, I thought.
After wiping, I experienced diarrhea.
After wiping, I experienced diarrhea.
by Jeffy12345 January 27, 2021
When a person is walking and they squeeze out a fart but instead of gas coming out of their asshole they shit their pants.
I have to go home to clean my ass crack because I have the walking sharts and made a huge mess in my shorts. Yuk!!!
by JoeyBomm October 21, 2021
When you vomit so violently causing your stomach muscles to tighten, and your anal sphincter to loosen thus releasing the dreaded shart.
by Aztec Two Step March 31, 2020
When you fart and shit comes out but you don't have the tools needed for evac to clean, breach, and bang the poop from your underpants. During the hardend stages, the poop then becomes a paste-like substance.
by Poopedmypants March 09, 2012
Lord of sharts means to be the king of all the sharts that snuck there way through your booty cheeks and in to your underwear.
I am the lord of sharts.
by Lord of sharts July 19, 2020
In which you laugh so hard you shart your jeans, but then suddenly a grape appears out of nowhere and devours the shart until the grape itself turns brown.
The grape then gets very sick and in turn ends up with a staph infection.
The grape then proceeds to shrivel up until it turns into a raisin- to which you then consume the raisin, completing the food chain circle.
The grape then gets very sick and in turn ends up with a staph infection.
The grape then proceeds to shrivel up until it turns into a raisin- to which you then consume the raisin, completing the food chain circle.
“Oh my gosh that grape just got a staph infection from that shart!”
“I just laughed so hard I shart staphed!”
“I just laughed so hard I shart staphed!”
by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020
by Noam Chumpski March 14, 2018