Mommy Pains

When a woman has the desire to have children. This desire is often irrational, rash and experienced when a female sees children in a family setting. These emotions are often accompanied with butterflies in the stomach, increased libido and chick flicks.
"Yeah, my girlfriend saw her niece today and had the mommy pains again. I told her we'll have to wait 'til she gets off unemployment before we talk about kids again."
by motivator0811 August 15, 2011
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Window Pains

An awesome sounding hacker tag.
liek ohemjay d00d u just got h4><0r3d bai teh Window Pains
by MaximumOverdrive October 21, 2008
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Seesaw of Pain

(n) a sexual position in which a male enters his penis into the female's pee hole
That's not kinky enough for me, let's seesaw of pain tonight!
by oouuuuch January 14, 2010
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penis pain

penis pains...abdominal pains with urges to train in the art of sexual intercourse with a meat product
John- "oh dear, i seem to want to insert this large german sausage into your anal cavity Adam."

Adam- " why John you have just had your first penis pain..."
by Balls4all May 26, 2005
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Abdomenal pain

person in question has just been knocked up, but does not know this yet.
Shirly: I have abdomenal pain.

Matt: Bietch, you're pregnant.
by The real WEB MD September 06, 2008
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T-Pain

A catchy rapper/R&B singer who somewhat resembles Willy Wonka and uses an excessive amount of auto tune, although he can sing great without it.
Person 1: Have you ever heard T-Pain sing without auto tune?

Person 2: Yes he is good without it, but he uses it because that's his preferred style.
by jjrrddnn June 30, 2011
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pain game

People taking turns to hit each others hands with as much force as possible until one person taps out twice to aviod any more pain.
I pretty much always win the pain game.
by Giggler-J December 27, 2015
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