soggy cereals

Act of eating cereals from the anal cavity of an other person.

- Dude, I'd eat soggy cereals all day long with that milf.
- What's that ?
- Go see soggycereals.com and enjoy.

by teddybrown September 30, 2017

Cereal guy

An unexpected dude who just judges people by saying "oH! He'll never get a gf" And just spits out his cereal by glow up

Guy 1:dude who's this he's so ugly spitting out his cereal
Guy 2: guy 1 ikr, he's the cereal guy

by YEREMEL December 30, 2021

Cereal Guy

A based Chad who is so cool and AWESOME. The most epic cringelord around

Isn't Cereal Guy so awesome?

by Cool Chad Based November 19, 2020

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s May 18, 2018

Cereal Bacon Flakes

A fictional cereal based around the well-known character from Roblox called "Bacon Hair".

Noob: I thought Cereal Bacon Flakes were in this game

Bacon: No, sadly they aren't :C

by me oh meee October 13, 2023

Cereal Friday

The term “Cereal Friday” is a custom in which friends/peers gather in a lunchroom or cafeteria to consume cereal on any given Friday. While Cereal Fridays usually occur weekly, they can also be random and skip weeks.

Person 1: Shit man it’s Cereal Friday!

Person 2: Hell yeah, my bus leaves in 5 minutes so I’m gonna fucking DOWN this cereal.

Alternate Example-

Person 1: Yo it’s Cereal Friday and I don’t have enough money for milk, could you get me one?

Person 2: Sorry I can’t, but you can have the milk that’s left after this bowl when I’m finished.

by AnOverweightStagBeetle February 09, 2018

cereal waster

someone who wastes cereal because they can’t eat it when it’s soggy

you’re such a cereal waster

by juicyjjjjj September 25, 2023