Magic Cookie Factory

When you put cookie ingredients into a girls vagina, and proceed to have sex with her to mix the ingredients inside her to make cookie dough. After, she goes tanning and after she is done you eat her out, and it will taste like cookies.

Guy 1: Man, yesterday my girlfriend finally let me do a magic cookie factory.
Guy 2: Lucky.

by thejake551 November 28, 2009

dork factory

A person or group that you judge, jokingly or uh not, to be dorks. As if to say the person or group just came off the manufacturing line of a company that makes dorks. See dork.

If you are reading this you are officially dork factory.

Whoever defined this is totes dork factory.

by Alex and Joe P. October 30, 2007

cunt factor

Level of cuntiness, nastiness or cruelty.

At the train station after school ended,the private school yuppie-spawn and his bum-buddies walked up to fellow-student Peter, who wasn't as privileged as they were.
Yuppie-Spawn: "So what does your dad do for a living?".
Peter: "He is a truck-driver".
Yuppie-Spawn: "Oh? So when is he getting his five-cent
pay rise?".
Yuppie-Spawn's friends smirk and then they walk away.

Yuppie-Spawn disrespected Peter's dad to maintain his cunt factor in front of his poo-pals. So he can look like the apprentice wanker he is, and because his wanker Daddy teaches him to be "competitive" by tearing other people down,instead of achieving anything via his own merit.

by workingclassredneck January 5, 2008

rat faced ass factory

someone ugly (i.e. looking or having the appearance of a rat) who also smells (smells include things like "ass" or a sewage factory.)
In general, someone you don't like but need a new name to call. Can be combined with other insults as well.

1. You rat faced ass factory.

2. You're such a fucking rat faced ass factory. Eat a dick.

by Stacky August 27, 2003

Cheesecake Factory

A place with large amounts of cheesecake(poon) such as clubs, the playboy mansion etc.

"Hey man you wanna go to the cheesecake factory on friday night?"
"Nah its cool brah, I got my monkey at home."

by afrothunda_69 March 9, 2009

gag-factor

The scale between 1-20 based on how intense giving oral pleasure to a male penis is. 1 being almost un-noticable, 20 being possibly fatal.

"Mike was so big, I swear it was gag factor 14 at least!"

by Dr A. Ris February 14, 2003

sandwich factory

someone who is a tool, who will do anything to be part of the group

John: I'll do your homework for you if i can come to the party!

Jason: Sorry we don't want another sandwich factory around, why dont you go do something productive like make me a sandwich.

by Auneeezy October 9, 2005