first class flex

Military: when someone in your division is frustrated that you haven't been doing anything for the last couple of hours and wants to go home so your first class makes everyone stick around for hours doing something menial and totally unrelated

*Ship's power goes out*
E-3: LPO why are we even here? We're doing nothing, for a different division that doesn't need or want us, on a system that's not even ours, we've completed all our work for the day, and I just want to go home. Its 1500!!!
LPO: uhhhhhhh FIRST CLASS FLEX! Everyone stay behind for another two and a half hours to pick up trash on the pier!

by Slash1492 April 20, 2019

flex agains

Flex agains are boasters or big time braggers who always have proof to back it up

Ahh man here come this flex again showing off his new tesla sheesh he's always in somethin new

Flex agains - boasters or big time braggers who always have proof to back it up

by Treyyounggod October 18, 2018

flex

Be proud of something and show that you are proud of it a LOT

He is flexing on his car too much

by LendAhandtoLELCat September 13, 2022

Anti-flex

It is when you underestimate something you did, which is really challenging to others as if it was nothing so that you sound like you are modest and don't want to flex, but in reality, you are just flexing implicitly.

-So I forgot the formula during that test, but I derived it quickly by neglecting the value of "such and such" and canceling "term" with "term" to derive the formula in a not-very neat fashion XD, gosh I'm so stupid!
-Bro, stop anti-flexing.

-I was getting bored lately with the Java syntax so I made my own programming language, it is a stupid language tbh.
-ngl that was a good anti-flex.

by primitiveMind May 9, 2023

flex tape

You know those wax pads? Well this is the alternative to that phony shit. if you wax your balls with this stuff, people will hear your scream from a couple miles away...but at least there is no more ball hair!

mom: *looks in cabinet for waxing pads, cant find any
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.

by bobo_the_hobo6 January 31, 2019

Flex

Noun- a person who acts out in order to get attention

My bro: I heard Greg tried to do a backflip because he was in front of hella females and landed on his face

Me: yea he’s a flex

by Shlong dong daddy April 11, 2020

Struggle Flexing

When two people talk about how hard their lives were and constantly trying to one up the other in how much of a struggle their life has been.

Yo I was listening to these two people struggle flexing on the bus ride home the other day.

by Philosophic2311 April 5, 2021