emergency flaps

a stand-by bint for when the missus has put you in the dog-house

pissed off 'er indoors last night, so i'm on the look-out for some emergency flaps

by Jamiehol February 16, 2004

flap jackin'

A term for a lesbian sex act similar to scissor sex where the action moves from side to side rather than back and forth. the term derives from the stacking of labia which resembles a stack of pancakes.

This scissor sex isn't hitting it, it's time for some flap jackin'.

by Gigantic Twerp August 14, 2014

flap straps

When a fat girls back fat bulges and or hangs over her bra straps

"Holy crap Kainalu's girlfriend has some mean flap straps!"

by Mauipino June 23, 2009

mud flap

what you would call a gay man's balls

yeah...get it...mud flaps..hehehe

by bill brasky April 20, 2005

tit flap

Derogatory term for someone you dislike.

That guy is a complete tit flap

by Spudz September 3, 2005

fanny flaps

nasty word

your mother is a fanny flap

by bitch ho November 9, 2003

rape flaps

Slang term used to describe the vagina

When talking to a girl try and use the technical term 'vagina', rather than the more commonly used 'rape flaps'

by nicthedude August 14, 2006