fapstalgia

The nostalgic feeling one gets when finding old pornography.

Found this old dirty magazine from when I was 16, I was overcome with fapstalgia, it was like jerking off in a time machine.

by CockslapMcCool April 14, 2014

Fapstinent

The act or practice of refraining from masturbation/fapping.

Girl: How many times have you masturbated this week?
Guy: I'v been fapstinent for almost 2 weeks!

by iDenzilla June 2, 2015

fapsimile

Masturbating to pornography which features someone who bears a strong resemblance to another person you would like to fuck, or see fucked. Often used with/on celebrities or people one knows in real life. Often involves a series of increasingly specific, and increasingly long search strings on internet porn sites.

See also, doppleganger.

"I found a reasonable fapsimile of my ex on Pornhub, and I've been fapping all day to it, because I erased all our homemade porn like an idiot"

"Katy Perry has not made a sex tape, but you can find a reasonable fapsimile on the internet"

by UrVile February 15, 2019

cum flap

putting a large amount on your hand and smacking someone in the face with that same hand.

im gonna cum flap my girlfriend when we have sex tonight

by BeNnEr BoY February 1, 2017

sag-flap

The flappy and saggy skin that hangs from the privates of a woman, but there can be cases in which males have them...are gotten rid of by sag-flap removal surgery or hidden by various methods of tucking.

Felicia went to the grocery store and bent down to pick up a cucumber that had fallen, and next thing you know her sag-flap or huge flap of skin flops out of her shorts... either Felicia didn't have her crap together and tucked and rolled her flaps wrong, or she needs to ditch the daisy dukes.. just saying Felicia you're a sag flap girl, be proud, but not too proud...

by SagFlapGirl03 May 14, 2018

slapster fapster

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.

Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*

by Slapster Fapster October 16, 2018

Guitar Flap

The process of a male shaking his exposed genitals from up and down, in which the penis begins to flap.

Jeff’s Mom: Jeffrey, stop waving your naked penis all over the place!
Jeff: it’s called the guitar flap you dumb bitch!

by Allahman20 August 23, 2021