fast-five

a hand job

He gave himself a fast-five before returning to his date with his cousin.

by smartypi May 16, 2011

five year plan

When a college student decides to stay in college for longer than four years.

Gerry: Why weren't you in class this afternoon?
Chase: I'm on the five year plan.
Justin: I was on that plan once.

by bangalangadingdong April 25, 2007

Sub-Five

Any girl (or guy) who is valued as lower than a 5 in the hotness scale. Sub-Fives are usually referred to denote if a girl is acceptable to hook up with or not.

Friend 1: Dude, that girl you brought home last night better not have been a sub-five.

Friend 2: I don't fuck around with sub-fives, don't worry bro.

by CalDaddy May 10, 2014

Point Five O

Slang term for the handgun cartridge .50 AE (50 caliber Action Express)
Mostly associated with the Desert Eagle Handgun.

From the movie "Snatch"

Bullet Tooth Tony: "And the fact that I've got Desert Eagle point five o."
*Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table*

Bullet Tooth Tony: "Written down the side of mine..."

*They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side*

by Kintoshi2 September 28, 2009

dive at five

An phrase used to express total eagerness in the prospect of or opportunity to perform oral sex on a woman.

Dude, I can't wait to dive at five tonight.

by dalbort June 24, 2007

Five Iron

During sexual intercourse (of the straight variety), the male kneels next to the female, who is lying flat. He then positions his penis next to her vagina, looks away, and says, "Caddy, hand me my five iron" then yells "four" and swings his penis towards the girl's clitoris.

Girl - "OMG fuck me now"

Guy - "Hold on baby....Caddy, hand me my five iron"
"Four"

Girl - "Nice five iron baby, now fuck me."

by urmomma42 January 7, 2006

Five 0

A police officer. Originally came form the T.V. series Hawaii Five 0.

The Five 0's right there you better slow down so you won't get a ticket.

by M1tch January 16, 2006