catch feelings

To have sex without a condom.

I used to catch feels on a bitch,
Now I wear a shield to stop the HIV shit.
-Notorious BIG

by min December 15, 2004

Can I borrow a feeling?

Can I borrow a feeling? is an expression people say to goths and emo-kids to feel good about themselves. Since most goths do not actually have feelings, the question is understood to be rhetorical. Since emo-kids have too many feelings, the question implies that the emo-kid is a way too caught up in his worthless life.

Dear Goth,
Can I borrow a feeling? Check one:
Yes
No

by Hodgson May 18, 2006

Feeling The Badger

The act of wiping one's ass only to find shit on your hand.

Long day, came home and took a shit only to feel the badger...

ICK! I'M FEELING THE BADGER!

by Timothy Tiger Man February 12, 2012

feeling like a kumquat

Kumquats are amazing and if you feel like a kumquat you are feeling the best feeling in the world.

Everything is going great, i'm feeling like a kumquat.

by turnthatshiton January 18, 2015

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

by MK Dicky May 17, 2021

eat your feelings

Someone who is sad. Commonly known as emo. Eating your feelings as in go cry some more. Making fun of someone considered emo.

Why don't you go eat your feelings some more?

by PHMD. September 30, 2005

Fondeling

Gettin freaky with that sexy thing you call yo bitch.

Bro, I'm about to start Fondeling with this girl.

by TheIndefiniteProclamation December 19, 2014