Faux DJ

A new class of DJ that is beyond the "press play dj" you all are used to. Faux DJ'ing consists of any of the following DJ No No's while on stage, but not limited to:

Social Media Moments "ie. Facebook Live" - aka Stage Basking
Big Drop with Both Hands in the Air - aka the Rollincoaster
Fake Knob Touching - aka Knob Mobbin
Using Headphones that Sound Awful and aren't Insulated - ie. Beats, Skullcandy, or any Earbuds - aka Dullcandy Headphones
Playing Classic Techno Hits Remixed into Top 40's EDM - aka Re-Rubadub Refix Remix Bootleg
Staying in a Groove for Less than 1 Minute "Unless Playing Hip Hop, Breaks, or Scratching" - aka Faux Limit Soldier
No Cueing - aka Cueless
No Beat Matching - aka Cheat Matching
Audible BPM Track Transitions - No Headphones or Hands Needed "Proof is in the Pre-production" - aka Propagation Validation
Hugging your Competition in Front of "Your" Fans - aka Busyness Practices
Magically Morphs into DJ Preacher - aka Microfaux Hero
Sandstorm by Darude is for Private Listening ONLY! "Darude would agree" - aka Blandstorm
Jim: Dude, you wanna hit up that Festy with us this weekend?
Bob: Who's all playing there?
Jim: Only some of the biggest and best DJ's ever!
Bob: Sweet! Is this a DMC Championship?
Jim: Whats a DMC Championship?
Bob: Nevermind, and NO, I'm not paying to see a bunch of Faux DJ's.
by DJ Max Portland August 10, 2017
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faux horn

a hairstyle that occurs when a faux hawk goes wrong, and instead of imitating a mohawk, it ends up more reminiscent of a horn, giving the wearer the appearance of a unicorn.
have you seen billy's hair today? he said it was a faux hawk but it looks more like a faux horn
by mmiikkii March 20, 2008
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Faux Town Fever

the anger/depression that mounts as a direct result of growing up in Downtown Fort Myers, Florida as a person of "subculture."
Melody drinks so much because has Faux Town fever.
by BDGHOUL August 19, 2017
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faux fall

When it isn’t summer but it’s too hot for fall. Faux Fall🍂🍃
The calendar says the season changed to fall, stores are advertising cozy sweaters, everything pumpkin spiced and football games but it’s still a sweltering 90 degrees out, that’s Faux Fall, y’all. ☀️🥵
by Saltyseagal October 04, 2020
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faux-urbanizer

Someone who submits fake phrases or words to urban dictionary in order to win arguments.
Bruce tried to prove that kick the cat was a real phrase by sending us a link to Urban Dictionary...but we ALL know he submitted that entry himself. He is such a faux-urbanizer!
by Mama Wheelie November 11, 2015
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Faux Fart

When all typical gaseous characteristics are met and one approaches the release of said gas in the form of a flatulent (ˈfärt - verb) but they ultimately end up releasing diarrhea instead. The faux fart phenomenon is most commonly reported after significant alcohol consumption when ones fine motor skills are impaired. Although data has not yet surfaced to support the claim, it is believed that the Faux Fart is the #1 cause of underwear loss.
Remember last night when I drank those 40’s of Old English 800? I must have been drunker than I thought cuz I guessed wrong on a the Faux Fart.

Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.
by A. Massey October 04, 2020
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bo faux

A parody of Bo-Ho.. Millennials acting like bohemian hippies at festivals but returning to their reckless consumerism in day-to-day life.
by tommydog November 12, 2018
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