Dirt Farmer

Sexual position where the man is titty fucking the girl with a horse-shoe digger in and spits on the tits for lubrication

*girl having digger in optional

Dude I can't believe I did the dirt farmer in my bed last night, it was so messy we had to sleep on the couch

by TheBongMan40to5oclock June 27, 2012

Farmer Yilla

Term refering to sedative drugs used by the rebel front in most parts of North West Africa.

"That Farmer Yillas got that crazy liberian kick thats sicker than milaria."

"That Farmer Yilla grow is sicker than the bubonic."

"My throat was burning hotter than the mojave off that Farmer Yilla grow."

by Russell Gallegher June 18, 2006

Melon Farmer

Somebody who's great with a gun, especially at getting head shots.

Kyle's a melon farmer, when he leaves a room all you see is brains splattered all over the walls.

by Kabou June 6, 2010

booger farmer

First coined by comedianne Bret Butler as an uneducated rural person. Often synonmous with a goober or a bumpkin. The obvious implication is that they spend a lot of time with their finger up their nose. Can often be seen hanging around drag strips wearing any of the following:
Overalls, a shirt with a beer advertisement, a shirt with an auto parts advertisement, a shirt with a race car or race car driver on it, or a black shirt with a wolf howling at the moon (in two poses).

Although they often populate the rural areas, they sometimes move into larger cities and hang around the DMV.

Son, you see that booger farmer in the old pickup truck over there? No not that guy, the one with the overalls and the wolf on his shirt. Yeah, stay away from him--he'll start talking about drag racing.

by Eric July 11, 2004

Aids farmer

Someone who sleeps with lots of women, unaware of the fact that he is actually HIV positive.

Someone with AIDS/HIV who intentionally spreads the virus by sleeping with as many people as possible

"I can't believe you never wear a condom you fucking AIDS farmer!"

"What do you mean you never wear a Jonny, you've got HIV, you AIDS farmer!"

by Horse-Birdman January 31, 2012

pig farmer

at guy that takes care of his man's 'hog' .

eric is christopher's pig farmer

by cramp1 October 3, 2008

Farmer's Tan

To engage in anal sex with a woman and then pull out and have her suck half your penis clean leaving the other half tinted brown with feces, much like that of a farmer's tan on your arm from wearing a t-shirt in the sun.

Dude your mom gave me a Farmer's Tan last night!

by Trickytrent3 August 20, 2008