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Explosive Gigaqueef

The act of, at the moment of climax during anal sex, the woman clamping down, creating an airtight fit around the penis and passing gas with such force that it travels down the urethra and enters the sperm duct, eventually blowing up the testicles like balloons (A gigaqueef), performed with such vigour that one of more testicles explode under the force.

If a gigaqueef is performed before or after climax, the bladder may be ablated instead of the desired area, the testicles. Therefore it is always suggested that viagra or other aphrodisiacs are consumed before it is attempted during sex.

Also known as a "Ballooning Ballbuster" or, medically, a "Testicular Ablation".
Alan to Keith: "I can't believe that my testicular ablation surgery was 23k! those scoundrels!!"
Keith to Alan: "You mean an explosive gigaqueef? dude, my wife gives those out for free lmao!"
Alan to Keith: "But bro, I dont want your wife to give me a ballooning ballbuster..."
Keith to Alan: "Who do you want to then?"
Alan to Keith: "You bro..."
Keith to Alan: "Bro..."

*Alan and Keith kiss.*
by father longnipples May 11, 2022
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Explosion

haha explosion go boom
by Joe Knee Uchinchilla March 12, 2021
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explosive bum breathe

The act of setting on fire one's fart and lighting a fuse on an explosive with said fart.
Billy set off fireworks on the Fourth of July with his explosive bum breathe.
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Armour-Pentration High Explosive shell

a Armour-Pentration High Explosive Shell (APHE for short) Is a Tank shell when the shell penetrates it explodes and sends shrapnel and explosion into the crew this is also called emotional event for the crew
Driver: yummy Armour-Pentration High Explosive shell
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Flavour Explosion

The whitest possible way to describe food thay tastes good
white people: woah this like, a flavour explosion in your mouth

waiter: sir please return that salt shaker
by lil goblin critter October 29, 2023
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Explosive Blumpkin

"I'm so desperate for an Explosive Blumpkin rn!"
"Just Call Rory bro"
by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 23, 2025
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explosive shit

either you think something is amazing or you have an illness or your food has been poisend but its interesting non the less
GUY 1: bro that was some explosive shit.
GUY 2: I'm not sure if that's a good thing
by nae nae nigga February 9, 2022
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