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sucking my emotional dick

a humorous and slightly sarcastic expression used to denote that you are aware that a person is kissing your ass as evidenced by his/her:

1) appealing to your emotional state, sentiments, or better opinion
2) massaging your ego
3) brown nosing
4) currying your favor *see to curry favor
5) stimulating your emotional penis

variations: to suck emotional dick; sucking emotional dick; sucking my emotional dick
person#1: "Everything wonderful in my life is because of you."

person #2: "Are you just sucking my emotional dick right now or what?"
by mannhole April 26, 2010
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Emotion

Something constantly getting in the way of things.
Girl: I wish I could just hook up with him and not like him!
Friend: I know! Emotions always screw stuff up
by amazinglyaverage November 27, 2012
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emotional gangster

a person who is too savage to show any emotion , usually is considered "too cool" often doesn't care about anything , cries at least twice a month .
"Yo cuh wtf is wrong with me im out of control , I'm such am emotional gangster"
by iLickPunani August 26, 2016
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Emotion

Disposition, just the correct non-copying form of it. Certain bands try to steal other certain Aerosmith songs, just they do it wrongly.
Elaina "sweeeeeeeeeeeet disposiiiiiiiiiiitioooon"
Kyle "that's not the song....."
Elaina "oh you're right, the song is even called 'sweet emotion'"
by MrBigBoy May 16, 2010
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Emoticons

Like this:
:¬) :¬( (:¬D :¬D :¬P :¬L :¬S
:'( :¬" :¬*
They express emotions using icons. Used in text or online.
Text1: :¬)
Text2: :¬(

Text 1 is HAPPY, Text 2 is SAD.
Those is emoticons
;¬)
by Cosmogirl/Little Miss Vixen January 22, 2009
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emoticotional

An outpouring of emoticotion; one who feels so strongly it can only be expressed using an inordinate amount of emoticons.
You: :) i mean just :-), you know ;P
Me: you are loving the emoticons today
You: i guess i'm feeling very emoticotional
ugh
i didn't say that
by PammerJammer October 8, 2007
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emoticonology

A brand new pseudo-science that study emoticons .
The principals themes are :
* Syntax
* Morphology
* Conjugation
* Sense of different emoticons
* New ways to use them
Emoticonology is the science that study emoticons ;
Here's some new uses for emoticons proposed by emoticonologistes :
"Man , i've been >:-(ed with this guy XD ."
"What a <3able cat :) ."
by Iluvalar January 11, 2008
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