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bat eater

bat eater is a derogatory but endearing term used toward Chinese people, specifically from the Wuhan Province, even more specifically, those who fucked everyone over
Those dumb bat eaters got me fired from my job!
by fuckcovid April 15, 2020
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peter-eater

She's one of the best peter-eaters in town!
by necrotism May 26, 2006
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ester

damn she's an ester!
by John February 3, 2005
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peter eater

by bill norris December 10, 2003
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Eastern Sunrise

When a woman passes out at a party and you masturbate into her ear, but than put yellow mustard in teh shape of a sun on her forehead... When she wakes up she'll be too worried about the mustard on her forehead to even bother thinking that maybe she has splooge in her ear canal
Friend1:"Omg!! Did you hear Monica yelling this morning about the mustard on her forehead"

Friend2:"Haha yeah she has no idea I gave her the eastern sunrise"
by LikeYouNeverDidIt May 27, 2009
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EasterEgg5forV

EasterEgg5forV is the 5th easter egg for her anniversary. Part of a bigger gift.
-You still have to claim your gift.
-omg how many easter eggs are there
-many. You still haven't found EasterEgg5forV
-a what?
-dictionary
by AlexanderTheG February 18, 2021
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Easterly

A asexually reproduced species that constantly urinates. Usually, the Easterly species require a pee bucket to satisfy their wrinkly fore skin’s tingling sensation.

Found in the Easter Islands, thus the name Easterly.

A male parental figure of an easterly dies off after reproduction. Due to the how the female’s sexual organ is uniquely designed, it causes the male to be penetrated from the bottom. When this happens, the male will try to escape but by doing so causes self amputation.

Easterlys have very large “sound sacks” which are used to attract mates. Sometimes male Easterlys compete to make the highest sound possible, trying to win over the female.

The urine that an Easterly produces is golden yellow and is plentiful of E.Coli

Note: An Easterly is VERY territorial and will attack when unprovoked. Easterlys have neon yellow to golden hair that cover the top of their heads. The hair is described to be puffy and is close to the appearance of an Afro wig. Easterlys have protruding teeth and glowing red pimples. When they are popped warm liquid will flow out of the hole.
John: Let’s go see some Easterlys at the zoo!

Father: Sorry son, but I have to dig a hole 6 feet deep at the construction site today.
by Anatomous October 14, 2023
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