Thanks for sharing God's love with me. I'll see you all next week at P.U.R-izzle fo' shizzle. One more thing, KRUNK A DUNK MOTHER FUNK!
by John Wiehe January 22, 2007
A Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk is an incredible, but elaborate act, that involves the consent of both male and female partners.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.
Luke: Hey guess what I did yesterday with my girl?
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!
by Furgieman December 29, 2015
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by X_ie_X March 17, 2020
The female equivalent of teabagging, the Muffin Dunk is th act of placing the "muffin" on the bridge of someone's nose.
by Bearded Superhero July 29, 2018
Mixing your donut or bagel with coffee in your mouth while driving creates the dunking effect without spilling your coffee.
I was running late to work so I ate in my car and had to travel dunk my bagel so I wouldn't spill my coffee.
by BMAN2925 January 12, 2011