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Defensive Language

The opposite of offensive language. It is used in lieu of actual swearing. Implemented by children and morons. see also: Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin's Defensive Language isn't fooling anyone.
by Gozroth November 28, 2011
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defengeance

Defending yourself (or others) by seeking revenge for something done to you (or others).
Ex. 1- Don: Jack Bauer and Batman just went on a mission to find and apprehend the crazy terrorist who bombed Gotham Los Angeles Plaza.

Bill: Yeah, they both seek defengeance for what happened. As long as the terrorist are out there we aren't safe.

Ex. 2- Whenever a member of a gang sees someone from a rival gang, he's obliged to defengeance himself. He must defend himself from a possible attack (whether immediate or in the future) by seeking vengeance on the rival gang member for all the pain the rival gang has cause him. It's a never ending cycle.
by thejumbalia January 20, 2013
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Defensive

Defensive is no matter how many fights you try to pick with somebody, you always say you're the one fighting back. You're always David, the other guy is always Goliath, no matter what lead up to the incident.
The girl was defensive, but still expected to be treated as human. When you're defensive, the other guy isn't human, therefore why should you be. Defensive is the belief that you don't deserve to suffer as much as everyone else.
by Solid Mantis December 6, 2020
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2 Defence

When a pure on runescape gets a defence level on accident.He then quits his pure cause of it.
Did u hear one last ko got 2 defence so he quit his pure?
by Derdader December 27, 2008
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Kids Defense Team

Hard working organization who will always be there for homeless children and children that come from low income families.
by kdtinc February 3, 2010
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preemptive defensiveness

1) When an ultra “woke” liberal is so full of shit, they call out there own BS before you can.

2) A liberal that can read your thoughts, ESP, and scolds you for something you’re, supposedly, about to say or accuse them of.

3) A liberal who obstructs your ability to refute him/her/they/them/we/it/blaugh/
hugh?/whatever. They reference an attack on their position or themselves, before you do.
1) It: “Gender fluid” is a real term. I know because I heard it on The View. And, don’t mansplain to me that it’s not a real thing! Me: I’m teaching a biology class. Sit your nappy ass down, knock off the preemptive defensiveness, and learn something of real value, besides nonsensical feminazi terms.

2) It: Were you just about to “mansplain” how to fix my computer? Me: Um? You, sorry them, called the I.T. department because your computer wasn’t plugged into the wall. Stop your preemptive defensiveness and learn something the rest of the world already knows.

3) She: The male patriarchy is responsible for these tyrannical men hiring scantly dressed women at this facility. I don’t want to hear any nonsense about contracts, free will, customer requests, or that most of the employees are female! Men like you are the reason we, women, don’t make enough money to be liberated from the shackles of oppression! All men are controlling pigs, and you’re a disgusting, intolerant, misogynist. Me: No need for preemptive defensiveness Ms. Swift. These are the dancers you hired for your new music video. She: Oh. Well send them backstage and get me some coffee, peasant!
by Nick Harbeston April 17, 2020
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balls defense

Method of defense for women against men. A guy trying to grab a girl? Kick ‘em in the balls!
That guy just tried to attack me!”
What did you do?”
“Balls defense, kick ‘em where the sun don’t shine”
by queesticles October 7, 2020
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