deuce-dialing

Talking on your cell, or texting whilst taking a dump. Then after finishing said dump, taking a picture of your poop with the cell and sending it to the friend you were texting/speaking to. Note: contrary to what many believe, deuce-dialing is not merely the act of talking/texting while pooping, but taking and sending a picture of the aftermath. No picture and you're merely having a conversation while you poop, not deuce-dialing.

You are talking to your friend while taking a dump. After the end of the conversation, you hang up, take a photo of the crap, and send it along to him/her. Congratulations, you're "deuce-dialing".

by BigBlanket June 13, 2011

slippery deuce

A very wet and wild type of shit.

Wow, that draft beer sure results in a slippery deuce.

by Coley Blue Eyes August 13, 2003

shooting the deuce

To put your index and middle finger up in a V shape, and then wave it to people, as a gesture of saying "Well good day to you good sir, I hope your day continues on in an orderly fashion", or something along those lines.

As Brandon drove by Luke's house, Brandon, being the gangsta that he is, threw up his fingers, shooting the deuce at Luke.

by Brandon Cur-Dog June 18, 2006

Mama Deuce

Mother, Mom, or Mommy

Mama Deuce will be mad if I break curfew.

by Thomas Wight July 20, 2008

Mega Deuce

The act of dropping a massive shit in the toilet causing the temporary suction of all oxygen from your bathroom, followed by an immense reverse flow of toilet water to shoot out of every faucet in the house and piss your mom off.

MOM-"Tim what the fuck is going on is that an earthquake that just happened? All the faucets in the house are shooting water and making noise"

Tim- " Nah mom, chill the fuck out, I was just dropping a mega deuce in the bathroom. Now call a plumber bitch"

by Jokerofdeception October 28, 2008

Foggy Deuce

<noun>. A particularly nasty fart that spreads minute particles of fecal matter throughout a confined area and lingers indefinitely.

Tourist #1) "Man I was in this elevator an hour ago and it smelled like someone dropped a turd in the corner! It still smells like rotten anus in here!"

Tourist #2) "Must have been a foggy deuce."

by Mike in Fredericksburg September 4, 2008

trippin on the deuce

to be under the influence of any of the 2C famly of psychedelic phenethylamines, especially 2C-E.

man we had so much fun trippin on the deuce this weekend. 2C-E kicks ass.

by researchchem November 11, 2008