deuce cloud

A cloud of gas with the distinctive odor of deuce. A discharge of flatulence. Often appears after a crop dusting. Emanates from the sphincter, usually deadly.

Man, this deuce cloud is so thick I think I can taste it.

by Malnack July 7, 2010

Rodeo Deuce

Doing number 2 in a toilet in which the toilet seat has not been tightened down well, resulting in squirming from left to right due to the unstableness of the seat.

I just experianced a rodeo deuce!

by Duckwalk August 30, 2010

deuce ninja

(noun) Any dog that can catch a frisbee or jump more than one and a half times its own height. These athletic feats of agility distinguish certain dogs as ninjas instead of regular shit factories.

The deuce ninja jumped the fence again chasing the mailman.

by Scrapheap Markus January 12, 2008

deuce-dialing

Talking on your cell, or texting whilst taking a dump. Then after finishing said dump, taking a picture of your poop with the cell and sending it to the friend you were texting/speaking to. Note: contrary to what many believe, deuce-dialing is not merely the act of talking/texting while pooping, but taking and sending a picture of the aftermath. No picture and you're merely having a conversation while you poop, not deuce-dialing.

You are talking to your friend while taking a dump. After the end of the conversation, you hang up, take a photo of the crap, and send it along to him/her. Congratulations, you're "deuce-dialing".

by BigBlanket June 13, 2011

deuce-block

when you're just about to drop a deuce in a public restroom usually in the case of college dorms and someone usually a douchebag decides to occupy the stall right next to you, dashing your hopes & dreams of a peaceful poo

I found an empty bathroom and as soon as I was about to give a solid back to the community, this guy came in and deuce-blocked me.

by IllestM'FockerAlive March 4, 2013

slippery deuce

A very wet and wild type of shit.

Wow, that draft beer sure results in a slippery deuce.

by Coley Blue Eyes August 13, 2003

shooting the deuce

To put your index and middle finger up in a V shape, and then wave it to people, as a gesture of saying "Well good day to you good sir, I hope your day continues on in an orderly fashion", or something along those lines.

As Brandon drove by Luke's house, Brandon, being the gangsta that he is, threw up his fingers, shooting the deuce at Luke.

by Brandon Cur-Dog June 18, 2006