Jiminy Cricket

A phrase used by old white ladies who live in Texas in place of "holy shit"

Used when in a state of shock

Part of the Big 5; Goodness Gracious, What in the World, My Goodness, Oh My Word

**Playing Poker**
Linda: *Gets Royale Flush*
Mildred: Jiminy Cricket!

by Dr.Othlmun April 1, 2022

Cricket

A sport played in multiple countries with over 1.2 billion fans.

“They where playing cricket on a Saturday.”

by Bag full of children April 5, 2023

Crouch cricket

A type of lice that you can get in your crouch. They jump and chatter just like there cousins the cricket

i shitted on a port a potty now i got crouch crickets

by Betburt77 December 25, 2017

hood crickets

The repeated beeping sounds from multiple smoke alarms with low batteries, often heard in apartments or homes in low-income neighborhoods where people either can’t afford or don’t bother to replace them.

I was on the phone with my boy, and every few seconds, I kept hearing that beep. I said, ‘Bro, change your smoke alarm battery!’ He just sighed and said, ‘Man, those are just the hood crickets singing.

by dryiceco2 March 21, 2025

Cricket

Brendan M.

Brendan is a cricket

by anonymous January 14, 2022

Cricket

Short for map cricket is some one who caters to pedophiles I.e someone of legal age acting like a child for clout

*sees a video of an 18 y/o acting like a toddler*
F*cking cricket (or) ew map cricket

by Gritit July 29, 2021

Cum Cricket

A hoe who be jumping across every male in the friend group for the purposes of f*cking

That hoe was pulling a Cum Cricket on my homies

by _obsid4n_ February 16, 2024