Crawfishing

When a man lies to you about his penis size

He was crawfishing Lakell, the dick pick he sent to him was fake

by Little Chola March 15, 2022

Crawfishing

When a man lies to you about his penis size

The guy my friend Lakell was seeing was crawfishing him, the dick pic he sent was fake!

by Little Chola March 15, 2022

Crawford

A Crawford is a unit of measurement representing exactly five cubic yards of manure. Unlike a Couric, which applies to human faeces, a Crawford refers only to a large, fresh, steaming pile of beast excrement from a varied array of animals.

"I just had four whole Crawfords dumped out front; it's time to fertilize the farm for the start of Spring."

by Momo & Pigsy March 30, 2022

Crawford moment

When a man with a potato-shaped torso clasps rejection in a abstract briefcase

Did you hear about Cliff?
No, what happened?
He had a Crawford moment 🫡🫡🫡

by CrawfordMoment April 26, 2022

crawfish

to spread something open, or to make something wider.

he said to “spread your legs like a crawfish.”

she opened the door like a crawfish.

they said they were going to crawfish that hole wider.

by syurp0slide May 26, 2022

Crawfish

When, during coitis, a male intentionally ejaculates into his navel, upon which his partner sucks his semen out of his belly button, the way they would out of the head of a crawfish.

Bro, Jenna totally crawfished my jizz out of my belly button last night.

by Dallasdddee August 24, 2022

Crawford's Law

Crawford's Law is invoked whenever someone introduces the term "woke" into a conversation much the same way that Godwin's Law operates, it takes its name from the architect Jennifer Crawford.

When a person resorts to calling someone woke in a Twitter argument that person is deemed to have broken Crawford's Law and they have lost the argument.

by Keeping it clear January 25, 2023