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craig

An overall solid name, short and sweet. Sounds good when you say it too, normally your local builder or bartender will be called Craig. Craig is a lad.
‘Has anyone seen Craig’
Yeah mate, down at the pub having a couple pints as per’
Classic CRAIG’
by therealcraig March 10, 2020
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Craig

The cutest most obnoxious guy, with just about the most stereotypical HAHAHA laugh. That is just the most cutest thing I’ve ever heard. Craigs the kind of guy who likes to think he’s all tough and such a G, when in reality he’s not. He is however very funny, or just funny looking.
some random person: Did you just see them pull a Craig at the bar
some other random person: Yeah they just downed those 12 shots in one gulp like nothing
by chippylane May 10, 2023
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Craig

A jerk that will screw with your mothers mind and fuck her over and over. Don't let a Craig in your life.
Jaylnn-Craig is marrying my mom I'm moving out
Claire-I feel you mom
by StraightGay46 October 29, 2019
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Craig

Okay, here's a funny Urban Dictionary entry for "Craig":

Craig (n.)

1. A mythical creature believed to exist only in the realm of dating nightmares. Known for their uncanny ability to make plans and then vanish into thin air, leaving a trail of unanswered texts and shattered hopes.

2. A master of the "stand-up," elevating the art form to new levels of disrespect. Craigs are notorious for their complete disregard for other people's time, often leaving them stranded like a forgotten grocery bag.

3. A connoisseur of the pub scene, Craigs possess the unique talent of getting "totally" wasted while simultaneously neglecting their date. They have been known to leave women waiting for hours, only to emerge with a glazed-over look and a slurred apology.

4. A special kind of Craig is one who lets women travel a 6hr round trip just to be left waiting for an hour at their house whilst they get fucked at a pub
"I had a date with a Craig last night. He stood me up and then texted me he was fucked at the pub.'"
by Undying_insomnia June 8, 2025
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Johnathon Craig

No one likes him. They love him they always are in the bed with him he has Blue Eyes and likes any girl that is sweet and pretty. He is never a heart breaker but the sweetest thing on the planet he is always there for him. If you get the opportunity don't mess it up.
by Real-Fortune_Teller858 November 19, 2019
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Craig Jeremy

A absolute star of a works hard and loves his loved ones harder does all he can for who matter to him,
I wish my boys were like Craig Jeremy
by anonymous December 20, 2024
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