Count Dankula

A god of free speech put on planet earth to offer common sense to a populous of primarily imbeciles.

A man with endless abilities to make negative topics funny whilst maintaining the ability to inform.

"Count Dankula is the only kind of news worth watching"

by Shootin6mill March 15, 2024

chicken count

When you are counting in your head and you move your head back and forth kinda like a chicken.

my mom will chicken count all the time.

by pugglegirly April 24, 2017

Count your randi's

Another term for 'Count your blessings' coz Randi is an absolute blessing

stop being ungrateful bro, count your randi's and be thankful

by CoccyMilker November 23, 2020

Count choadulus

meaning someone how is acting sus.

you are acting like a count choadulus

Your such a count choadulus

by BENNETS BITCH June 29, 2021

Count Vanillula

the white man's count chocula

"Who was leading that pack of men in white hoods?"
"count vanillula"

by dilflord July 17, 2023