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vagina cop 

A girl who protects her friends from making bad decisions with guys. A type of female cock block.
vagina cop by G diggity January 29, 2009
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Grammar Cop 

n. One whose job it is to observe and correct the improper use of grammar.
Ex. 1
Grammar Cop: How are you?
Person 2: I'm good.
Grammar Cop: You mean you're "well."

Ex. 2
Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
GC: I don't know, CAN YOU?
Student: MAY I go to the bathroom? (rolls eyes)
GC: Yes, you MAY.
Grammar Cop by Brocrastinater September 15, 2009

Honest cop 

something that doesn't exist
Judge: So the knife belonged to you, DNA matches you, the home in which she got murdered belonged to you. Did you murder her?

Honest cop: Nope

Judge: I totally believe you!
Honest cop by Hotpocketsboy December 8, 2010

mall cop syndrome 

A condition that causes victims to take their menial jobs way too serious, to the last punctuation of the codebook.
Most common in Asian cities like Singapore where even a janitor truly believes any lapse on his part could cause a national security disaster.
Got gum or a vape? Beware the mall cop syndrome is everywhere in this city.
mall cop syndrome by tehtaz May 5, 2019

black cop named carl 

Every TV show/movie worth watching in the 80s had one.

Rent-a-cop 

Security guards, usually unarmed, that are hired by companies and rented out to agencies for things such as concerts or school security.
My school is full of rent-a-cops, armed with nothing tougher than their cell phones. Safe, it ain't!
Rent-a-cop by Fat Tony January 19, 2007