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hando cocktail

when a friend named hando gives another friend a drink he stirred with his penis
johny drank the hando cocktail
by handito November 12, 2009
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Sperm Cocktail

An act of more than one gentleman ejaculating in the same young lady during the same encounter, usually vaginally.

Often used to express an intention to frustrate said young lady's ability to identify the father if she conceives.

Implies an expectation or intention to impregnate said young lady while avoiding responsibility.

More casually, describes the accumulated ejaculate of multiple gentlemen in a young lady's mouth before she swallows it.
Hey, let's try to give Judy a sperm cocktail so she can't come after any of us for child support.

Don't make a sound while you're inside Suzy, or she'll take off her blindfold and realize we're giving her a sperm cocktail.

Before I finish with Beth and pass her to you, you all need to promise to contribute to her sperm cocktail so I'm not on the hook by myself.

Wait until we have all finished, Peggy, then swish it around before you swallow your sperm cocktail.
by Cock-sure Fellow January 3, 2025
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Math Discoverer's Cocktail

A Math Discoverer's Cocktail is something to help you learn math.

Kratom 1g to 6g. Helps with bitter taste and learning math.

Modafinil 200mg.

Armodafinil 150mg.

Nicotine lozenges 2mg to 4mg.

Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.

Strattera.

2-FMA 15mg to 45mg
3-FMA 15mg to 45mg.
4F-MPH 15mg to 75mg.

Prolintane 15mg to 40mg.
Ethylphenidate 45mg to 200mg+.

Cotinine 2mg to 20mg.

Phenylpiracetam 100mg.
Tony: I tried the Math Discoverer's Cocktail (pills and herbs) and became a math and science expert.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 11, 2025
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cocktail attire

Whatever the hell you want to wear. Nobody knows what this means.
The RSVP said cocktail attire was required, so I wore whatever the fuck I wanted.
by Mars Johnson January 17, 2024
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Cosby Cocktail

The act of coitus between two men, where the "fucker" puts a sedative tablet in the head of his penis, to insert into the "fuckees" anus, where it will become active. Once inserted, the "fuckee" will now have a tail, made of cock... a, cocktail and "cosby" cocktail, due to the sedative.
"Ah yeah, my rings stull hurtin from when Steve gave me that cosby cocktail last night".

"Ah yeah Dave, how did you like that cosby cocktail"
by Bill Nye The Cosby Guy October 30, 2021
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Slut Cocktail

For a slut cocktail you will need

- 1 martini glass
- 2 straws
- 1 guy
- 1 girl (who needs to pee)

Catch the guys cum in the martini glass, the girl then pisses on top, mixes it together, and then both parties drink it through the straw
I felt kinky and thirsty, so we made a slut cocktail
by Whore in Sherpa clothing July 25, 2012
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Bourbon Cocktail

If you add ice to any bourbon it is a bourbon cocktail.
I'll have a bourbon cocktail please.
by Fazzjim March 25, 2022
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