eat shit and choke

... So eat shit and choke ...

He can eat shit and choke

by xxuncoiledxx February 20, 2018

Craven choke puppy

This is a famous line that depicts someone who wants everything but, when they get it, they can’t handle it.

She be craven choke puppy for that man juice, but it turned out to be mandingo.

by the greenskeeper July 7, 2004

choke on my spoke

Meaning to suck my dick, popuralized in the early 90's.

YO beeeeetach will you choke on my spoke!

by mxc LUVER December 18, 2004

go choke yourself

Refers to telling someone to go off and leave you alone; not bother you. A harsh way to wish an individual be worse off than you.

Alexander: Hey I heard about your wife cheating. Sucks for you huh!

Richard: Man, go choke yourself! Let me be!

by M. Djavan BDB October 17, 2007

choke yourself out

Similar to choke the shit out of someone, but referenced to someone in particular you really can't stand.

I want to choke the shit out of you, but I don't want to even bother, so go choke yourself out.

by XMOZZAZX June 2, 2008

roku and choke you

watching tv or movies with a roku and having bdsm sex at the same time, pretty similar to Netflix and chill, blockbuster and cockthruster,amazon prime and sexy time.

hey, babe wanna come over and have some Roku and choke you time?

by beansoup23 June 5, 2018

Detroit Choke-Hold

The act of ramming your dick down someone's throat and then manually choking them (in an effort to tighten their grip while you throat-fuck them).

The additional act of strangling your partner while throat-fucking them by wrapping your hands around their neck to crush the esophagus around your penis serves to intensify your pleasure. You are essentially giving yourself a handjob through their throat with the application of enough pressure.

"that bitch wouldn't stop talking, so I put her in a Detroit choke-hold."

by SexualStrangler August 4, 2014