choke my fairy

To masturbate.

To express disbelief.

Used in relation to rp & mmo

Developed one night while playing the mmo game Rift. An ability mages have is to silence a spell caster after the tank has aggro, forcing the caster to run to and attack the tank. This makes it easier for the tank to hold aggro while the dps kills the mobs.

Ron was so horny after his success in D&D, he had to choke his fairy.

After hearing of the latest budget cuts, I exclaimed, "Well choke my fairy." during the meeting.

by thornwood October 7, 2011

Craven choke puppy

This is a famous line that depicts someone who wants everything but, when they get it, they can’t handle it.

She be craven choke puppy for that man juice, but it turned out to be mandingo.

by the greenskeeper July 7, 2004

choke on my spoke

Meaning to suck my dick, popuralized in the early 90's.

YO beeeeetach will you choke on my spoke!

by mxc LUVER December 18, 2004

go choke yourself

Refers to telling someone to go off and leave you alone; not bother you. A harsh way to wish an individual be worse off than you.

Alexander: Hey I heard about your wife cheating. Sucks for you huh!

Richard: Man, go choke yourself! Let me be!

by M. Djavan BDB October 17, 2007

choke yourself out

Similar to choke the shit out of someone, but referenced to someone in particular you really can't stand.

I want to choke the shit out of you, but I don't want to even bother, so go choke yourself out.

by XMOZZAZX June 2, 2008

roku and choke you

watching tv or movies with a roku and having bdsm sex at the same time, pretty similar to Netflix and chill, blockbuster and cockthruster,amazon prime and sexy time.

hey, babe wanna come over and have some Roku and choke you time?

by beansoup23 June 5, 2018

Choke Me Arms

Muscular, sexy arms that you can envision choking you in a sexual way.

I mean he's not that hot but he has choke me arms so I'd smash

by Thirst Queen November 2, 2017