big cereal eater

He's a big cereal eater
by Big_dawg16457 April 21, 2017
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Cereal Jack

After you jack off, you eat your favorite cereal
Jordan: Dude, I'm bored and hungry :(
Ben: Let's just cereal jack :)
by DSO Nova00 July 27, 2011
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Cereal guy

An unexpected dude who just judges people by saying "oH! He'll never get a gf" And just spits out his cereal by glow up
Guy 1:dude who's this he's so ugly spitting out his cereal
Guy 2: guy 1 ikr, he's the cereal guy
by YEREMEL December 30, 2021
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Cereal Guy

A based Chad who is so cool and AWESOME. The most epic cringelord around
Isn't Cereal Guy so awesome?
by Cool Chad Based November 19, 2020
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This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest
I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.
by Mable’s Memmy’s May 18, 2018
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Cereal Bacon Flakes

A fictional cereal based around the well-known character from Roblox called "Bacon Hair".
Noob: I thought Cereal Bacon Flakes were in this game

Bacon: No, sadly they aren't :C
by me oh meee October 13, 2023
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cereal waster

someone who wastes cereal because they can’t eat it when it’s soggy
you’re such a cereal waster
by juicyjjjjj September 25, 2023
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