In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where you still have to pay your bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if we live in a simulation!? I still gotta pay my damn bills! That's the central billing theorem, dumbass!
by epluribusnihilo August 17, 2024
Get the central billing theoremmug. an American regional less-than-truckload (LTL) company headquartered in Waco, Texas and serving the Southeastern and Southwestern United States.For much of its history it was the largest and longest tenured freight carrier in Texas and in 2021 ranked 21st on Transport Topics top LTL carriers in the US as of 2021 with estimated revenues of US$256 million. On December 11, 2021 CFL announced it would be ceasing operations with final freight pickups on December 13 followed by a full wind-down of the company
When the Texas Legislature passed the Motor Carrier Law of 1929 prohibiting common carriers from transporting other classes of goods Central was forced to split its household-goods business as Central Forwarding Inc. from its general freight services, renamed Central Freight Lines
by SPrice1980 June 2, 2023
Get the Central Freight Linesmug. Must like a Dutch oven, this is performed with your Asian significant other, after having Asian food.
Man, Tony gave me a hot pot central last night!
We were laying in bed and he just one rip and then covered my head with the blanket. It was so bad, lucky bamboo wilted.
We were laying in bed and he just one rip and then covered my head with the blanket. It was so bad, lucky bamboo wilted.
by Satansfx December 11, 2022
Get the Hot Pot Centralmug. Central Cee / Central Capper
Some uk rapper who don’t live the life he raps who likes to stand there and watch his family get cheffed instead of getting involved.
Some uk rapper who don’t live the life he raps who likes to stand there and watch his family get cheffed instead of getting involved.
by Realdrilla July 22, 2022
Get the Central Neekmug. also known as Lake Central Highschool, home to the snake ass bitches who roam the halls and vape in the bathroom. Snake Central is commonly known for drug deals, girl fights, teens getting vapes taken, fake hoes, and guys who can’t keep their dicks in their pants. When teens aren’t being busted for vaping they’re probably getting or recieving a bj.
“ Hey do you know where that bitch is from, she’s gotta nice ass.” “She probably goes to Snake Central, I bet she’s got some narly stds.”
by snakecentral February 13, 2019
Get the Snake Centralmug. My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapezoid Triangle Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central
My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapezoid Triangle Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
Get the My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapezoid Triangle Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Centralmug. by stacy336 January 18, 2020
Get the Blackout centralmug.