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cheese tray 

Just like a cheese tray, to be passed around, and everyone has a slice,meaning to be a "player" or "whore".
"Roxanne is such a cheese tray", said Veronica ashamely.

Cheese Hoodle 

When the uncut cock is all smegging out the dick cheese all around the hood.
He pulled out his cheese hoodle and wanted me to suck it.

I will never forget the taste of uncle Frank’s cheese hoodle.
Cheese Hoodle by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Cheese Tax 

The God given right to demand (or steal) a piece of cheese while someone else is cutting/using it.

IE: You are grating cheese for tacos or slicing for hamburgers and you slice of some extra slabs of cheese to leave on the cutting board as "bait or sacrificial cheese" Enabling your family or friends to exact the cheese tax without touching your prepared cheese for the meal.
When I open the drawer in the fridge both the kid and the dog come over to get the "cheese tax" so I sliced them off a piece.

In our house while slicing cheese on the cutting board any member of the family has the right to yell "cheese tax" which is an automatic right to a slice.
Cheese Tax by Fishinelectrician January 5, 2021

cheese it 

1. To run away.
2. To flee.
3. To scramble as if you just robbed a bank.
Cop: Get him!
Bender: Cheese it!
cheese it by Slurm Addict April 4, 2003

Cheese Squeeze 

A colloquial expression to announce one's need to go take a massive dump.
Gentlemen, I'll return in 5. I can hold no longer. I must cheese squeeze.

cheese nuggets 

A nugget made of cheese, preferably served with sriracha.
Ice Princess: What’s are cheese nuggets?
Ice King: What isn’t a cheese nugget?
cheese nuggets by jeff the third February 3, 2019